I go to seek a great perhaps: Uncyclopedia Entry: Sexual Innuendo

pensglow:

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general…

(Source: uncyclopedia.wikia.com)

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  • me: better check my phone for messages from friends
  • me: *after checking phone*
  • me: better get friends
Via The Last Enemy.

merrymethods:

fucktheground:

Fuck.

He’s so excited he can’t even control his body NO this is too much

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julvett:

dangerousjobsforgirls:

That awkward moment when you get old enough to realize Harry Potter was probably the result of an accidental pregnancy.

I mean. Lily was nineteen. And fighting a war. Let’s be real here, she and James never sat down and decided it was high time to have a family.

themanintheyellowroom said: #that awkward moment when two horny teenagers saved the world with their orgasms. SUCK IT BENEDICT XVIII

Via julvett :)

“Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble.”
         - Aaron Johnson as James Potter

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lalondie:

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine

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thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

i said people

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