Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general…
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#I don’t get this #why is there text but no picture#whats the point this isn’t funny
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Via open at the close
Fuck.
He’s so excited he can’t even control his body NO this is too much
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Via you've got the music in you
That awkward moment when you get old enough to realize Harry Potter was probably the result of an accidental pregnancy.
I mean. Lily was nineteen. And fighting a war. Let’s be real here, she and James never sat down and decided it was high time to have a family.
themanintheyellowroom said: #that awkward moment when two horny teenagers saved the world with their orgasms. SUCK IT BENEDICT XVIII
“Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble.”
- Aaron Johnson as James Potter
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Via bubblegum bitch ϟ
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what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back
what if a cat made this post
what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things
most people don’t own bears
jeez
Canadians do.
i said people


